Easy Company's Survival Manual（E連生存守則）

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編寫者：Krad


Easy Company's Survival Manual（E連生存守則）


1. DO NOT, under any circumstances, leave your butt unattended.
（在任何情況之下都不要暴露你的屁股。）

2. Those who got shot in the arse will survived.
（屁股中彈代表你不會死。）

3. Learn how to read a fucking map, and mislead your squad/platoon/C.O. from time to time.
（學會看地圖，必要時誤導你的班長/排長/連長。）

4. Keep your morphin, and give it to Doc Roe when asked, or he will not remember your name.
（保存你的嗎啡並且將之交給Doc Roe, 不然他會忘記你是誰。）

5. Alcohol and cigerates are strictly prohibited!
（禁煙酒。）

6. Give the eggs to Luz and Perco, not Bull.
（把雞蛋留給Luz和Percon, 而不是Bull.）

7. Don't salute the German, you will die of a car accident.
（不要向德國軍人敬禮，你會死於車禍。）

8. Fucking love song are also prohibited.
（禁情歌。）

9. Know who's Hinkle, and get familiar with his arm-pit.
（知道誰是Hinkle並且熟悉他腋下的味道。）

10. If you are a replacement and want to survive, talk to Bull.
（新兵如果想活下去，找Bull說話。）
（注：Bull班上的Harshey和在第四集經他指點的兩位都沒死。）

11. Lent as much money as you can to Marlarky, you will get at least twice as more in the end.
（把你所有錢都借給Marlarky, 他會雙倍奉還。）

12. No luck for woman in any of the heysack in the entire ETO.
（在飼料房是不可能泡到女人的。）

13. Make sure you have Voc69 ready for Mrs. Nixon's baby boy, especially if you're shooting crap game.
（想與Nixon打牌而不須中斷且等待，請先準備好大量的翡特69。Nixon太太的寶貝兒子只喝最好的。）

14. When Cpt. Sobel ask you 〝What is this？〞You must answer〝this is not a can of peach〞or〝it's not a motorcycle.〞
當Sobel問你〝這是什麼？〞，你必須盡量不回答正確答案。
（這不是桃子罐頭、機車）

15. Let Doc Roe fix you and he'll call your nick name.
讓Doc Roe弄傷你，這樣他就會不自覺叫你的綽號。
（他從不用綽號叫人）

16. Cpt. Sobel's forecast is usually flaws, especially if he's not in the mood.
（Sobel的天氣預告通常不準確，尤其在心情不好時。）


暫時只想到這幾個﹐歡迎補充……
Personally I don't think it's really funny...