開噴射機最好玩的十件事

Top Ten Fun Things To Do In A Jet
開噴射機最好玩的十件事


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Going wicked fast and zooming around like crazy
(Staff Sergeant, Tony Niwore)
瘋子似的開得超級快，拉升繞圈

Taxiing up to Wendy's drive-thru window
(Captain, Jim Pederson)
開到溫蒂漢堡的免下車窗口上方

Annoying your fellow pilots by leaving your turn signal on
(Lieutenant, Cindy Larsen)
把轉向指示燈開著以捉弄你的領航員

Wanna impress people? Show up to your high school reunion in a C-141
(Technical Sergeant, Joe Baldwin)
想給人留下深刻印象？開著C-141在你的高中同學會上登場

We're not supposed to, but sometimes we go to the moon
(Lieutenant, John Lawton)
我們是不該這麼做，但有時候我們會去月球

Land on an interstate, pull into service area and yell, "Fill 'er up!"
(Senior Airman, Doreen Saal)
降落在州際公路上，滑進路邊加油站並吆喝，「加滿！」

Even though there is no such thing, telling the new guy to take us to hyperspace
(Technical Sergeant, Del Shaffar)
雖然（事實上）沒有這樣的地方，顯然那新來的把我們帶進了超空間

Playing Boggle -- Boggle's fun no matter where you are!
(Major, Jeff Eickmann)
玩填字遊戲——不管你身在何處，填字遊戲都很好玩！

Flying over the I.R.S. and dropping off my "taxes"
(Master Sergeant, Liz Mitchell)
飛越美國稅務局，然後投下我的＂稅金＂

Breakfast: Phoenix. Lunch: Brazil. Dinner: Paris.
(Technical Sergeant, Mike Pelton)
早餐：鳳凰城。
午餐：巴西。
晚餐：巴黎。