美國陸軍第三步兵團的十大責任

Top Ten Responsibilities Of The U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry Regiment (Old Guard)
美國陸軍第三步兵團（老護衛隊）的十大責任


噯，每個人的臉都很不爽耶
原文連結


10. After helicopter takes off from the south lawn, straightening up any patio furniture that blew over
(Private First Class, Brandon Dunnaback)

在直升機從南方草坪上起飛後，把露天陽台上每一個被氣流吹倒的家具擺回原位


9. Settling disputes between the second and the fourth infantry
(Private First Class, Joshua Brooks)

當作第二和第四步兵團的爭執緩衝區


8. Saluting like crazy
(Specialist, Braulio Ramirez)

敬禮時像瘋子


7. Enforcing dress code at Army dances
(Specialist, Johnny Thieken)

在軍隊舞會上穿女裝


6. If the Commander-in-Chief has a daughter in the Girl Scouts, we buy lots of cookies
(Sergeant, Clay Burns)

如果高層指揮官的女兒加入了女童軍隊，我們會買很多餅乾


5. To look really good in our uniforms
(Private First Class, Kenneth Dyer)

確定我們穿起軍服真的好看


4. Providing the President's daily 21-gun wake-up call
(Second Lieutenant, Allison Pappas)

提供總統每日二十一響禮炮當作起床鬧鐘


3. The ongoing struggle to put an end to guys tying sweaters around their shoulders
(Specialist, Andre Bonner)

不斷的奮鬥，直到大夥穿上毛線衣為止


2. When Tony Blair is in town, making sure the White House has plenty of scones
(Private First Class, Kyle Knapp)

當Tony Blair在首都時，確保白宮有足夠的烤鬆餅
（Tony Blair: 前英國首相。Scone: 一種英式點心）


1. Safeguarding each and every divine secret of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
(Private First Class, Jacob Muehlstein)

守護Ya-Ya姐妹會的每一條神聖祕密
（Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood是一部電影……）





糟糕，這些東西會讓我不小心愛上第三步布丁兵團耶（被毆）
其實他們也是可以很帥的（←那個"也"是什麼意思啊你？）











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