加入空軍的十大理由

Top Ten Reasons I Joined The Air Force
加入空軍的十大理由


原文出處


10. "G-forces can be very slimming"
(Senior Airman Seth Macy)

「G力正好可以減重」


9. "I felt obligated after my high school class voted me 'Most Likely To Join The Air Force'"
(Senior Airman Latoya Williams)

「在我的高中給我＂最有可能加入空軍＂的職業建議後，我便有了責無旁貸的感覺」


8. "You know how on commercial flights, people in first class get fresh-baked cookies? In the Air Force, we all get cookies"
(Starr Sergeant Robin Walker)

「你知道在客機上，搭頭等艙的人可以拿到現烤餅乾嗎？在空軍裡，我們都有餅乾」


7. "Green is my color"
(Technical Sergeant Johnnie Kee)

「綠色跟我很搭」


6. "It drives the chicks wild when I dab a little jet fuel behind my ears"
(Major James Johnson)

「我在耳際之後輕灑了點噴射引擎燃料，小妞便都陷入了瘋狂」


5. "I'm sorry. Number 5 is classified"
(Staff Sergeant Patricia Daniel)

「抱歉。第五項不得公開」


4. "You can't break the sound barrier working at Kinko's"
(Captain Steve Ankerstar)

「在Kinko's工作時你沒辦法打破音障」
（FedEx Kinko's: 美國聯邦快遞集團的子公司，提供了文件設計、打印、複印的服務）


3. "I like this sound... (makes jet plane sound)"
(Airman First Class Christopher Bellofatto)

「我喜歡那聲音……（噴射引擎升空的聲音）」


2. "They're only supposed to be for emergencies, but damn, those ejection seats are fun"
(Staff Sergeant Adrian Keys)

「彈射座椅很好玩，但只有在緊急情況下才可以用，可惡」


1. "I thought I was joining Oprah's Book Club"
(Staff Sergeant George Balderrama)

「我以為我加入的是Oprah讀書俱樂部」





感謝芒果的指正～(L)