空軍在釣馬子時常說的十句話

芒果冰沙翻譯，轉載自Histoplasma的家

這太好笑了～～～XDDD

Top Ten Air Force General Pick-Up Lines
空軍在釣馬子時常說的十句話

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來源 : CBS Late show with David Letterman TOP 10

10. When I look at you, my pants fly in formation
當我看著妳，我的褲子列隊飛行

9. If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age
如果妳和我上床．我會讓你把紐澤西轟炸到像回到石器時代

8. I've heard great things about you from President Clinton
我從柯林頓總統那裡聽到關於妳的優點  (這篇在 talk show出現的時間，是克林頓緋聞纏身那時)

7. How would you like to serve under me?
妳希望怎麼在我底下服務？   (這句真是意在不言中...可以很正經的看，也可以很曖昧的看Orz...)

6. You've just been targeted by a heat-seeking missile of love
妳已經被愛的熱追蹤導彈鎖定了   (我喜歡這句!)

5. See this medal? It's for pleasing the ladies beyond the call of duty
呃...不會翻譯

4. I can still fly four missions a night, if you know what I mean
我還是可以一晚出四次任務，如果你知道我指的是什麼

3. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber
我正在找個地方好降落我的隱形轟炸機　(隱...隱形轟炸機嗎?)

2. Want to learn what the `F' stands for in F-16?
想知道F-16的F代表什麼意思嗎?

1. My sights are locked on you!
我的瞄準鏡已經鎖定妳了！