住在航空母艦上最酷的十件事

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Top Ten Cool Things About Living On An Aircraft Carrier

住在航空母艦上最酷的十件事

美國 小鷹級 航空母艦

 

10. There's no more pleasant wake-up call than the roar of an F-18 Super Hornet

(Operations Specialist Sherona Peterson)

沒有比F-18大黃蜂戰鬥機呼嘯而過更棒的起床號了....這聽起來應該像音爆吧，還能睡的著才有鬼咧

 

 

9. It combines all the excitement of going on a cruise with the fun of living at the airport

(Nuclear Machinist's Mate First Class Billy Eatmon)

它結合了在海上航行的所有刺激，以及住在機場的樂趣

 

 

8. On weekends we turn the deck into the world's largest roller disco

(Mess Management Specialist Anthony Sacro)

週末的時候，我們把甲板變成世界最大的迪斯可場地

 

 

7. Feel like lasagna? Send a pilot to Italy for takeout

(Dental Technician First Class Pete Espinoza)

想吃義大利寬麵嗎？派個飛行員去義大利外帶回來......搞不好外帶回來還是熱的

 

 

6. When everyone's asleep, you can climb in one of the planes and pretend you're Tom Cruise

(Aviation Ordnanceman First Class Matt Wright)

當大家都睡了，你可以爬到其中一架飛機上，假裝你是湯姆克魯斯......噗嗤!!

 

 

5. Who else gets to describe their home as "Nimitz-class"?

(Personelman Third Class Shelly Glascoe)

誰能形容他們的家是"尼米茲級"?.....美國航空母艦的其中一個等級

 

 

4. The weekly shuffleboard tournaments

(Information Systems Technician Third Class Taquann McKinney)

每個星期的推圓盤遊戲.....我承認我不知道這是什麼遊戲

 

 

3. All-you-can-drink jet fuel

(Hull Technician Second Class Joshua Chelnick)

飛機燃油無限暢飲.....有人敢喝嗎?

 

 

2. If you ever have an aircraft that needs carrying, you're in luck

(Photographer's Mate Second Class Bryan Dunn)

不會翻....應該說是不知道笑點在哪裡

 

 

1. You can get both seasick and airsick at the same time

(Boatswain's Mate Third Class Leanne Connelly)

你會同時暈船和暈機.....這句是經典