關於「你們的陸軍基地有多大？」的十大答案

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Top Ten Responses To "How Big Is Your Army Base?"

關於「你們的陸軍基地有多大？」的十大答案......無責任不準確翻譯，出處同前

 

10. "It's so big, you gotta pack a lunch just to get to the mess hall"

(Private Presley Watson)

它太大了，以致於你光是要到餐廳，就得準備午餐在路上吃

9. "It's so big, every day the barbershop produces enough hair trimmings to fill the Grand Canyon"

(Sergeant First Class Juan Garcia)

它太大了，每天理髮廳剪下的頭髮屑屑，足以填滿大峽谷

 

8. "It's so big, we're thinking of becoming our own country"

(Specialist Kenneth McNeil)

它太大了，我們在考慮要自己成立一個國家

 

7. "It's so big, Larry King's wives could enlist and we'd still have room"

(Second Lieutenant Dave Irwin)

不會翻 XD，我知道Larry King，但這和他老婆有什麼關係？

 

6. "It's so big, it has its own army base"

(Private First Class Diana Klinker)

它太大了，有自己專屬的陸軍基地

 

5. "It's so big, I often go AWOL for weeks at a time and nobody notices!"

(Private Anthony Castillo)

它太大了，我常常不假外出好幾星期，都沒人發現

 

4. "Let's just say -- big enough"

(Sergeant First Class Alec Fry)

這麼說吧－－－夠大了

 

3. "It's so big, to get from your barracks to the PX is a half-hour ride in a blackhawk helicopter"

(Sergeant Caesar Castro)

它太大了，從你的營區到軍中福利社，搭黑鷹直昇機要花半小時....這個讚喔

 

2. "Hey -- how big is your army base?"

(Sergeant Michael Burns)

嘿－－你們的陸軍基地有多大？

 

1. "It's so big, we've got plenty of room for Osama if he wants to drop by"

(Private Justen Burns)

它太大了，如果賓拉登想要來參觀一下的話，我們有很多空間給他